1. why i certainly do not want to sleep with you

    I’ve only slept with a few women
    But I doubt I wish to sleep with more
    They’ve only left me
    With a spent dick
    And a soft heart.


  2. "When I wear my Ben Sherman’s, I just think about all the dead workers, you know. Like the people that got caught in some machine and like, died or whatever."
    — Paul Charnetzki IV

  3. a poem for william gibson

    Why are the birds dying, Calvin?
    The birds in our minds even
    Those that can fly away
    Out through the television sky


  5. An important article on surveillance resistant networks.


  6. Status update: binge eating beef jerky.


  8. metaphysicalfallacies:


    allow me to introduce you to some things made by zuhair murad


    the guy who showed me it was indeed possible to fall in love with dresses


    (via icomeinwaves)


  9. The Hollywood sign should read “LIBERTY.”

    Paul Charnetzki IV


  10. Clowns look like they’re in cop costumes

    Paul Charnetzki IV


  11. "America" is an anagram for "Anarchy."

    Paul Charnetzki IV


  12. Society is a pyramid, and I seek to invert the pyramid, so that it will collapse in to a flat line.

    Paul Charnetzki IV


  13. "

    When Zizek says- “here once again, I remain a pessimist.”

    He is usually committing an error

    — Paul Charnetzki IV

  14. "

    My grandfather (Paul Charnetzki II) who died as an advisor in Vietnam, had been assigned a unit of Vietnamese soldiers, which he communicated to through a translator. One day, when he issued an order to march left, the army marched to the right. The translator gave him an evil grin. He realized then that the translator was mistranslating all of his orders, potentially.

    He learned some Vietnamese, so, at the very least, he could be sure the unit marched in the correct direction.

    — Paul Charnetzki IV
  15. NATO, 2012